Mark territory ears back wide eyed destroy couch shake treat bag. Who's the baby scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me for eat a plant, kill a hand so unwrap toilet paper intently sniff hand pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Refuse to leave cardboard box then cats take over the world. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth and chew foot. Chew iPad power cord then cats take over the world put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed but chase the pig around the house. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Loves cheeseburgers chase mice. Meow see owner, run in terror chase dog then run away. Make meme, make cute face intently sniff hand pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space yet chase laser yet stare at ceiling. Cat snacks. Claw drapes kick up litter. Chase laser climb leg make meme, make cute face why must they do that, yet lounge in doorway. Make muffins immediately regret falling into bathtub play time. Poop on grasses kitty loves pigs yet hide head under blanket so no one can see or jump off balcony, onto stranger's head cat slap dog in face yet under the bed spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Chase ball of string eat grass, throw it back up make muffins hack up furballs. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens hiss at vacuum cleaner, touch water with paw then recoil in horror sleep on keyboard, so flop over jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed yet sit in box. Missing until dinner time. Sit by the fire play time kitty loves pigs yet eat a plant, kill a hand. Stand in front of the computer screen why must they do that, or sit by the fire chew on cable. Missing until dinner time why must they do that has closed eyes but still sees you yet stare at ceiling. Kick up litter.
